Dude : Heyy sayang :)
Me : Huh ? What the ? Sayang ? HAHA ,
Dude : Why ? Cant i call you sayang ?
Me : Thats fucking WEIRD dude -.-"
Dude : Hm , Tkpelah . Orang tk sudi en ?
Me : Wht the fuck ? I dont like you lah dude ,
Dude : who says you have too ?
Me : Dude , Kau okay tk ?
Dude : Sorry sayang , i'm too bored lah .
Me : HAHA . Go kill yourself or something , That would make me smile :D
Dude : Gila kejam siall kau -.-"
Me : HAHA , KAu bru thu ke siall ?.
Dude : Grrr , Malas ahh ckap gn kau . kerek nak maty
Me : Ad aku kesah ? HAHA , Byeee !
(then i put down the phone)
THE NEXT DAY
Dude: Hey pretty :)
Me : Ait ? Tk maty agy ke kau ? Ish -.-"
Dude : Sampai haty sayang ckap mcm tuu , nk i maty btul btul ke ?
Me : Yes please :)
Dude : Okayy then , Bye sayang , I love you till the day i die ,
Me : Better make it soon :)
Dude : Hm , okayy ,
(then he put down the phone . After 2 hours )
Lady : Hey , is this qiey ?
Me : Yes , who are you ?
Lady : I am (tuuuuut) sister . I have some news about (tuuuut)
Me : Huh ? Whats wrong ?
Lady : His in the hospital , He got run over by a car . He almost died on the scene ..
Me : OMG !! Wht the ? Are you serious ?????????
Lady : Yes , sjmc , icu .
Me : I'll be there in 10 mins .
AT THE HOSPITAL
Me : OMG ! Wht the fuck is wrong with you ?
Dude : I love you sayang , I really do .
Me : Klu yer pun , why would you wanna kill yourself ?
Dude : If i dont have you in my life , whts there to live for anymore ?
Me : Dude , theres a million other girls out there that can be your true love . I'm not that girl . I'm sorry .
Dude : Fuck man , I wished i just died !
Me : You take care and I'll get you one that can love you . I swear :)
Dude : Thanks qiey . But i still love you though .
Me : Love me as you wish .
(AFTER 2 Weeks later)
Me : Dude , I have a girl for youu :)
Dude : ohh really ? Who is she ?
Me : Adalah :)
Dude : Give me her num :)
Me : Here you go (suvsusu)
Dude : thanks qiey :) I owe you one :D
(the following month)
Dude : Heyy qiey :)
Me : Oh hey dude :) Whts up ?
Dude : Guess who am i with right now ?
Me : Ermm , (tuuuut) ?
Dude : Yes :) We're a couple now :)
Me : Aww , see . wht did i tell youu :)
Dude : Thanks qiey . I owe you my life :)
Me: no need , take care of her okay .
Dude : Belive me i will :)
Me : Goodbye dude :)
Dude : Byee ,. I love you
*the end :D*
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